• To anyone out there going through hard times

    To anyone out there going through hard times

  • If you’ve ever hit a speedbag in your life…

    If you’ve ever hit a speedbag in your life…

  • Be polite, be professional, but have a plan to kill everybody you meet

    Be polite, be professional, but have a plan to kill everybody you meet

  • He who conquers himself is the mightiest warrior

    He who conquers himself is the mightiest warrior

  • Be water, my friend

    Be water, my friend

A bit of T-shirt action

All profits go to the boss, who lives in Melbourne, where hookers & cocaine are not cheap.

We make them Extra snazzy (just the way you like)

All garments are Made from noonky fabric

Available in size:

S-XXL

SHop

If you sling the boss a few shekels, we will stick an ad on the website. We get fuck all views or clicks but it’s better than nothing 🤷‍♂️